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Top Ten Calvin and Hobbes Quotes

"It's a magical world, Hobbes, ol' buddy. Let's go exploring!" — Calvin, in the final Calvin and Hobbes strip

On November 18, 1985, a new comic strip by Bill Watterson arrived on the comics pages of newspapers across the world. This comic, Calvin and Hobbes, chronicled the adventures of Calvin, an energetic six year old boy, and his stuffed tiger, Hobbes. Through Calvin's imagination, we saw snowmen coming to life, cardboard boxes functioning as time machines, and teachers transforming into cruel alien overlords.

The comic became a huge success and was ultimately carried in over 2,400 newspapers worldwide. On December 31, 1995, Watterson chose to end the strip at the height of its popularity because he wanted to ensure that its quality never diminished.

In honor of this classic comic strip and its talented creator, we give you our top ten Calvin and Hobbes quotes...


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"May I be excused? My brain is full."

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"It's not denial. I'm just very selective about what I accept as reality."

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"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want."

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"Sometimes I think that the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."

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(About Hobbes) "Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend."

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"As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway."

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"A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do."

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"I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life... procrastinating and rationalizing."

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(Answer on a test paper) "I am not currently able to divulge this information, as it may compromise our agents in the field."

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"Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless."

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