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"Never
worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children,
they are all thirty feet tall."
-- Larry Wilde
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"We make
a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give."
-- Winston Churchill
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"Santa
is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live."
-- Dennis Miller
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"Once again,
we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each
of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice."
-- Dave Barry
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"'Twas the
night before Christmas, when all through the house, Not a creature
was stirring, not even a mouse."
-- Clement Moore
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"I wish we
could put some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of
it every month."
-- Harlan Miller
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"The more you
praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate."
-- Oprah Winfrey
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"There are
two ways of spreading light: To be the candle or the mirror that
reflects it."
-- Edith Wharton
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"I once wanted
to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays."
-- Henny Youngman
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"I never get
over feeling bad about tearing open a beautifully wrapped present.
It takes ten seconds to destroy a work of art that took someone
ten minutes to accomplish."
-- Andy Rooney
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