"I was not lying. I said things that later on seemed to be untrue."

— Richard Nixon

Political Blunders, Campaign Calamities, and Dubious Doublespeak

Join us as we laugh all the way to Washington with this great collection of funny political quotes and anecdotes. Enjoy blunders, banter, classic remarks, and cutting quips from a rich variety of political voices, including:

Memorable Flashbacks from Past Presidents

• Ronald Reagan • Bill Clinton • Richard Nixon • John F. Kennedy

Classic Bush Administration Moments

• George W. Bush • Dick Cheney • Donald Rumsfeld

"The president has kept all the promises he intended to keep."

— George Stephanopolous

"I'm more comfortable telling people I'm a nudist than saying I'm a Democrat."

— Terri Capshaw

"I believe marriage should be between a man and a woman... and a woman...and a woman."

— Mitt Romney

"Oh, Lord. I didn't mean to say anything quotable."

— Donald Rumsfeld